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The Oldest Customer Complaint In History

3,800 years ago a client sent a very strongly-worded tablet

Giulia Montanari
6 min readOct 11, 2020
Young man in a jacket screaming into an old white desk phone
“Your copper ingots are garbage!” — Photo by Icons8 Team on Unsplash

InIn the customer service industry, you just cannot avoid complaints: they happen every day, and handling customer complaints in the wrong way can cost you your reputation and, eventually, your business.

To ensure happy, loyal clients you should listen to their criticism and try to resolve the issues they are pointing at… or, you know, you could just keep their money and tell them to get lost, as merchant Ea-Nasir used to do in 1750 BC.

Ea-Nasir was a bigwig international trader dealing in copper ingots, but also buying and selling gold, ivory, coral, lapis lazuli, and occasionally food and textiles. A very versatile businessman indeed — and quite a dodgy one.

His large house, located in the city of Ur (in modern-day Iraq) was discovered during early 20th-century excavations by British archaeologist Sir Leonard Wooley, and more than a dozen tablets were unearthed at the site. Those tablets contained customer reviews — and most of them were not exactly glowing.

Two rectangular light-colored clay tablets, about the shape and size of a smartphone, covered in symbols
Two tablets from Ur traders’ archives. One is a complaint (Wikimedia Commons)

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Giulia Montanari
Giulia Montanari

Written by Giulia Montanari

Thirty-something public servant in Italy. Can’t parallel park to save my life. Join Medium with my referral link: https://medium.com/@tanarx/membership

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