The Inventive Conspiracy Theorists of the Spanish Flu

COVID-19 is a man-made virus that escaped a military Chinese lab.
No, wait, it’s Bill Gates’ nefarious attempt to control the world’s population, and it was already being produced in 2015.
Fools! It’s a biological weapon, and it spreads through 5G networks. Or perhaps microchips. Or radiations. Unclear.
But, guys, it probably doesn’t even exist: it’s all a government hoax, meant to scare people…