I am the only one in my office with no offsprings, and every time I ask for a day off my coworkers look really confused: what could I possibly need a day off for - I don't have kids!

And of course summer holidays are for Families™: can't I get my law-required two weeks off, like, in November? Adults don't need sunlight anyway: I must keep my deathly pale skin at the appropiate European Medieval Royal level.